DOGE is the 47th president’s Proctology Specialist Division whose INSPECTORS are highly qualified, dedicated and tasked in searching out lying thieving corrupt assholes within government bureaucracy.

BIG FEET = BIG …. now its BIG BALLS = BIG FINGERS

without prejudice
OPINION & SATIRE
DOGE PROCTOLOGY
Let’s Take a Look

DOGE PROCTOLOGY

LET’S TAKE A LOOK

DISCLOSURE - DISCLAIMER.

Lying thieving corrupt asshole within government bureaucracy; be warned DOGE does not use anesthetic during examinations, and you will experience immense discomfort and or possibly intense pain followed by prosecutions incarnations or capital sentences with terminal outcomes.

LOOKING FOR FISCAL:

  • Waste.

  • Grifting.

  • Mismanagement.

  • Fraud.

  • Criminal activity indicators.

  • Criminal negligence indicators.

  • Record/Traceability irregularities.

  • Dispersion of Government Funding Outside Current Incumbent Government Mandated and Presidential Priorities.

and immediately Pausing/Halting activities and Fiscal disbursement to seek further direction from the president and to flagging items needing deeper investigations and probable prosecutions by DoJ

NOTE:

DOGE PROCTOLOGY SPECIALIST INSPECTORS execute these tasks without anesthetic that’s why there’s such a large volume of groaning moaning senators and legacy media.

The old saying (BIG FEET BIG ….)


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