without prejudice
OPINION
This is the tale of Two-Teir Kier.
The Wankerman Sea Shanty (Satire Song About Keir Starmer): Oh, Gather Round and Lend Me Your Ear. This is the tale of Two-Teir Kier. Known across the land as the “Granny Harmer”. A soulless little man who betrayed the farmer…
"Move over the Wellerman — here’s the Wankerman! A brutal, tongue-in-cheek sea shanty roasting Keir Starmer, Two-Tier Keir himself. Recorded in full pub rowdiness, this satire anthem is the chant Westminster never wanted you to hear."
Acknowledgement Original Sources
Media Segment Credit to: We Are True Patriots | YT-handle: @We_Are_True_Patriots | YT-tagline: Wan-Keir Ahoy! The Wankerman Sea Shanty (Satire Song About Keir Starmer)” | YT-clip: 9heZvDseRPE | YT-date-(AWST): 9 Sept 2025 | Duration: 00h:02m:35s | 4CM-notes: Wan-Keir Ahoy
